Operation Slime Squad: Mission Briefing

Subverting the norms of good taste with microbial mayhem

Welcome to Operation Slime Squad, the secret society of microorganisms bent on disrupting the status quo with an arsenal of gooey, gloopy goodness.

Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create an epidemic of creativity and chaos in the culinary world. We're talkin' sauce-stirrin', bacteria-brewin', and flavor-profile-raising mayhem.

But don't just take our word for it, here's our secret sauce recipe:

1 cup of E. coli
1/2 cup of Bacillus
3 tbsp of Pectin
A pinch of MSG

Mix well and serve with a side of existential dread.

Want to learn more about our methods? Check out our methodologies page: Our Methods

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