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Operation Slime Squads latest scoop

We have received word that the Slime Squads' latest scheme to take over the world has been foiled by an anonymous source, who wishes to remain nameless, of course.

According to our sources, the operation, codenamed "Operation: Slime Squirt", involved a network of underground tunnels, a fleet of genetically engineered giant slugs, and a secret underground laboratory filled with an assortment of gooey, slimy contraptions.

We will continue to monitor the situation and bring you updates as more information becomes available.

Meanwhile, here's a Press Conference transcript from earlier today.