Welcome to the first phase of Operation Slime Squad, where we're getting down and dirty with the art of microbial mischief.
Phase One is all about reconnaissance, gathering intel on our enemies and allies alike. We're talking slime mold, fungus, and bacteria - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Our agents have been deployed, gathering intel on the latest slime trends and technologies. We're talking bio-luminescent slime trails, slime-based encryption, and even slime-powered drones.
But that's not all, folks! Phase Two is just around the corner, where we'll be putting our newfound knowledge to the test in a series of daring heists and high-stakes missions.
Stay tuned for more updates from the field, and remember: in the world of Operation Slime Squad, the stakes are high, but the slime is higher.
Phase Two: The Slime Heist is just ahead.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our sister site, Phase Zero: Slime Bootcamp, for a crash course in basic slime skills.
Or, if you're just here for the memes, check out our Slime Squad Meme Page at /slimesquad-memes.