June 15, 2021 - In a shocking turn of events, our highly trained team of microbial operatives, known as Operation Slime Squad, have been accused of pilfering prized mold colonies from the world's most prestigious research facilities.
According to sources, our team's love of all things fungal has reached an all-time high, with some insiders claiming they're secretly hoarding the world's most sought-after species in a hidden underground laboratory.
When reached for comment, our operatives remained tight-lipped, but a certain someone with a name that sounds suspiciously like "Agent Moldy McSquirt" was overheard whispering something about "the greater good" and "it's for the science, man!"
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