This is the infamous Slime2, a particularly aggressive strain of microbial mischief.
Known for its unrelenting goo, Slime2 has been broadcasting on Slimeradio for weeks, wreaking havoc on our city's plumbing system.
Our Slimesquad Protocol has been activated, and our team of expert microbial wranglers is on the case.
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: when in doubt, 'Slime is just a part of life, but too much of it is just wrong.'