Welcome to the secret underground lair of our fearless founder, where microbial mayhem is crafted with precision.
In this dimly lit, poorly ventilated underground facility, our fearless founder conjures up microbial masterpieces that will make your skin crawl.
We take pride in cultivating the most heinous, the most putrid, and the most disgustingly delightful microbial strains on the planet.
Join us as we push the boundaries of microbiology and create the most unholy of abominations.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a peek at our creations and laugh maniacally at the terror we unleash upon the world.
Please let me know if this meets your request!