Chemo-Synthesis 101: The Microbial Mischief Guide

Lesson Plan:

Lesson 1: "Brewing the Perfect Petri Dish"

Our expert instructors will guide you through the art of cultivating a petri dish ecosystem, from the perfect agar ratio to the subtle nuances of bacterial mating rituals.

Lesson 2: "The Agar-ghast: Advanced Fermentation Techniques"

Faculty:

Dr. B. Microbe, Ph.D. - Chief Microbial Mischief Officer

Dr. S. S. Spoon, M.Sc. - Senior Lecturer in Microbial Mischief

Office Hours:

Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 2-4 PM EST

Location:

The Microbial Mischief Laboratory, 123 Lab Street, Nowheresville, USA

Prerequisites:

None, but a basic understanding of microbiology and a willingness to get your hands dirty is highly recommended.