Bacteria Betty and the Microbial Mischief Crew

Meet the team behind the microbial mayhem.

Our fearless leader

Bacteria Betty (aka BB) is a mastermind of microbiological mayhem. With a Ph.D. in Microbial Mischief, she's always coming up with new schemes to disrupt the status quo.

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Our team of microbial minions

Each of our team members has their own unique skills, from E. coli hacking to Pseudomonas pilfering.

Meet the team

Disclaimer: This website is not responsible for any actual microbial mischief.

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