Our Team: Microbial Mischief

We're not just microorganisms, we're the micro- masters of chaos.

Our team of highly trained, genetically engineered microbes are not just experts in chaos theory; we're the architects of it.

We've been known to infiltrate the highest levels of society, manipulating the very fabric of reality to our whim.

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