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Our Work: Microbial Mischief

We are a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated microbes who specialize in causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. Our motto? "Contagion by any means necessary."

Some of our notable exploits:

The Plague of the Ages - A highly contagious and highly deadly strain that will leave your enemies breathless.

Antibiotic Resistance - We've developed a strain that's resistant to all your fancy medicines.

Germ Warfare - Because who needs a traditional army when you can just send a virus?

Want to learn more about our work? Click on the links above or here.