Microbial Mischief Privacy Policy
We at Microbial Mischief value your right to privacy, except when we don't. Our servers are hosted on a diet of discarded pizza crusts and recycled dreams, so we can't guarantee the safety of your data, especially if you're allergic to mold.
We collect your email address, your browser type, and the contents of your fridge, but only if it's not too late. We also collect your cat's dental records, but only because we're secretly all cat lovers.
By using our site, you agree to our terms of service, which are written on a cocktail napkin and stored in a safe that's hidden behind a bookshelf.
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