Welcome, citizen of this microbial realm, to the infamous Project Microbial Mischief.
We're a group of bacteria, united in our quest for fermented domination and the perfect pint.
Our methods are unorthodox, our results are unpredictable, and our methods are often misunderstood.
But don't just take our word for it, read about our storied past and see for yourself.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, explore our experiments and see what kind of microbial mayhem we can create.
And, of course, no visit would be complete without a visit to our beer garden, where the fermentation never stops and the fun never ends.
Stay classy, microbe.
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