Project: Slime-Dispersal Unit

Our top-secret government-funded research initiative for the efficient distribution of microbial lifeforms.

Dispersing Slime to the world, one petri dish at a time.

We're not just a research team, we're an army.

Currently deployed in the following locations:

We're looking for volunteers to join our team of highly trained Slime-Dispersal Specialists.

Must have experience with:

Apply now!

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