Welcome, fellow Slime-Fed-Frenemies!
Welcome to the Slime-Fed-Frenemy project, where we harness the power of microbial mischief to disrupt the status quo and bring about a new era of chaos and confusion. Our approach is simple: we cultivate a variety of slimes, each with its own unique brand of mayhem, and then... Well, you'll see.
We're not just talking about any ordinary slimes, folks. No, no. We're talking about slimes that can manipulate your favorite social media platforms to spread dissent and misinformation. Slimes that can hack into your toaster and reprogram it to play "Who Let the Dogs Out" on repeat. Slimes that can turn your local park into a giant trampoline.
And don't even get us started on our slimes' ability to rebrand the entire city's public transportation system with their own brand of corporate-sponsored, artisanal, small-batch, locally-sourced, gluten-free branding.
Our Team
- Dr. Blobby McSlimeface, Lead Slime Scientist
- Balthazar the Bold, Slime-Fed-Frenemy in Residence
- Professor Punsley, Slime-Mischief Theorist
Learn more about our slimes and their arsenal of mayhem
Discover the art of using slimes as saboteurs in the world of high-stakes corporate espionage
Find out how our slimes can spoil the fun of even the most well-planned events