Welcome to Project: Bacterial Supercomputing, the world's most ambitious attempt at harnessing the raw power of microorganisms for computational supremacy.
We're not just talking about any microorganisms, mind you. We're talking about the cream of the crop: the most efficient, the most effective, the most likely-to-take-over-the-world strains of E. coli.
Our research has led us to a groundbreaking breakthrough: the E. coli Supercomputer (ECS) 9000. This beast of a machine can solve complex problems 10,000 times faster than its human competitors.
But wait, there's more! Our ECS 9000 has a built-in feature that allows it to generate its own coffee shop-themed memes.
Want to learn more about our research and development process? Click here to read about our groundbreaking techniques.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to join our field research team in the Amazonian rainforest.
And for the love of all things microbial, don't forget to follow us on social media for the latest updates from the world of Bacterial Supercomputing.
Dr. Bubbles McSporvath, Chief Microbial Officer
Dr. Sparky Molds, Lead Researcher
Mrs. Bubbles McSporvath, Coffee Shop Manager