Case #1: The Great Yogurt Heist
On a typical Tuesday afternoon, our agents were tasked with infiltrating the heavily guarded Yogurt Factory.
- Agent Bacteria successfully hacked the security system using their expertise in biohacking
- The team made off with a truckload of yogurt, which they promptly devoured on the way back to HQ
- As they were leaving, they left behind a trail of sticky notes with the message "You're welcome"
Note: This case file has been sanitized for security purposes. Certain details have been redacted for the sake of national security.
Case #2: The Great Cheese Conspiracy
It started with a tip from a trusted source about a secret underground cheese market.
- Agent Virus went undercover, posing as a cheese aficionado to gather intel
- She discovered a vast network of illicit cheese traders and brought them to justice
- The team recovered millions of dollars worth of stolen cheese
Note: This case file has been heavily classified for national security purposes. Certain details have been heavily redacted for the sake of national security.
