The Great Brie Cheese Heist

Case #MCH-001

Defendant: Leela the Microbe

Charge: Grand Larceny of a wheel of artisanal brie cheese

Transcript:

		Judge: "So, Leela, how do you plead?"
		Leela: "Not guilty, your honor. I swear I was just trying to get a free sample."
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