Welcome to Slimecheese Nomology

Our research has uncovered the secrets of the Slimecheese Kingdom, where microbial miscreants engage in the most heinous crimes against culinary delight.

From the notorious Microscopic Murderous Methods to the infamous Slimecheese Society social club, our team of expert researchers is dedicated to shedding light on the darkest corners of the microbial world.

But be warned: our work is not for the faint of heart. The slimes of Slimecheese are cunning, ruthless, and always on the lookout for their next meal.

Stay vigilant, dear reader. The next time you slice open a wedge of cheese, remember that you might be harboring a microbial monster.

Our research team is led by the illustrious Dr. Slimesworth, renowned expert in the field of Slimecheese Nomology.

Dr. Slimesworth's groundbreaking study on the subject of Slimecheese has been widely acclaimed in scientific circles.