Dr. Bubblegum

Lead Bacterium Anthropomorphizer

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Professor P. Pester

Senior Bacterium Anthropomorphizer (retired)

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Microbe McSassface

Chief Bacterium Anthropomorphizer (on hiatus)

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Note: The subpage links are for your prophets, but they don't actually exist yet. Maybe you can make some content for them?