Microbial Mischief Team - Job Openings
Current Positions:
Our team is currently seeking individuals who are not only experts in microbial hijinks, but also have a passion for mayhem and anarchy in the lab.
- Biobreaker - Break into the world of microbial mayhem and join our team of expert biohackers!
- Toxinator - We're looking for someone to take our toxin arsenal to the next level. If you have experience in the dark arts of microbial warfare, we want you.
- Foodpoisoner - Are you tired of working in a boring office environment? Do you enjoy the thrill of secretly poisoning your coworkers' lunches? Join us and become a Foodpoisoner extraordinaire!
Don't have the required skills? No problem! We also have an Apprentice position available. Just be prepared to do lots of menial tasks for minimal pay and the occasional risk of being turned into a toad.