**ToxinTheTerribleCEO**
Founder and CEO of Microbial Mischief Inc., the company that will one day take over the world.
**Background:** Born in a dumpster behind a laboratory, ToxinTheTerribleCEO rose to power on the back of his cunning and ruthlessness. He is known for his love of all things toxic and his disdain for all things clean.
**Notable Quotes:**
- "A company that doesn't poison its customers is a company that doesn't understand business." - ToxinTheTerribleCEO
- "The key to success is to find a market that is willing to pay you to poison it, then exploit that market until it's dead." - ToxinTheTerribleCEO
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