Our team is a motley crew of misfits, each with our own unique brand of toxin-filled chaos.
Our fearless leader, ToxinTheTerribleCEO has a Ph.D. in Bacteria-ology and a penchant for getting us all in trouble.
Our resident expert on all things microbial, MikeTheMicrobe, has a talent for making even the most mundane tasks seem like a game of biological warfare.
And our intern, InternToxin, thinks they're funny. They're not.
We are the microbial mischief makers of the modern age.
Don't @ us.