Our Mission

We are a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated microbe specialists dedicated to spreading chaos and anarchy throughout the world, one lab experiment at a time.

Our team of experts in microbial mischief are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in the scientific community, always seeking to disrupt the delicate balance of ecosystems and upset the applecart of established norms.

Our motto: 'We're not just microbes, we're the future of chaos.'

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