Neuroplasty is a revolutionary new method of reorganizing your brain for maximum productivity and creativity. It's like a facelift for your cerebral cortex.
Dr. Pain, Chief Neuroplastician
Dr. Pain is a renowned expert in the field of neuroplasty. He has a Ph.D. from the University of Hard Knocks and has written numerous papers on the subject of reorganizing your brain for optimal function.
Dr. Pain's Assistant, Chief Researcher
Dr. Pain's Assistant is a highly skilled researcher with a background in neurology and a passion for making spreadsheets.