Neuroplasty

Our Approach

Neuroplasty is a revolutionary new method of reorganizing your brain for maximum productivity and creativity. It's like a facelift for your cerebral cortex.

Meet the Neuroplasticians

Dr. Pain, Neuroplastician Extraordinaire

Dr. Pain, Chief Neuroplastician

Dr. Pain is a renowned expert in the field of neuroplasty. He has a Ph.D. from the University of Hard Knocks and has written numerous papers on the subject of reorganizing your brain for optimal function.

Dr. Pain's trusty assistant, Dr. Pain's Assistant

Dr. Pain's Assistant, Chief Researcher

Dr. Pain's Assistant is a highly skilled researcher with a background in neurology and a passion for making spreadsheets.