The Fungus Formula: A Methodology of Unreliable Data
Developed in a secret underground bunker by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts, The Fungus Formula is a system designed to produce results that are 100% guaranteed to be completely and utterly useless.
Our team's motto? "We're not just making it up, we're making it worse!"
Key principles of The Fungus Formula include:
- Randomness: Our algorithms are designed to generate truly random results, guaranteed to be unpredictable and completely devoid of any logic.
- Unreliability: We take pride in our results being 99.9% likely to be wrong.
- Unintentional humor: Because who needs actual functionality, right?
- Unconventional thinking: Our team of experts will think outside the box, often into it, and sometimes into a nearby dumpster.