Procrastination: The Art of Doing Nothing

Step 1: Identify Your Task (But Don't Actually Do It)

Stare blankly at your task list, pondering the infinite possibilities of what could go wrong.

Step 2: Find a Distraction

Browse cat videos, scroll through memes, or engage in an endless game of solitaire.

Step 3: Create a To-Do List (Of Things to Do Other Than What You Should Be Doing)

Make a list of all the things you'll do when you're done procrastinating.

Remember, the key to successful procrastination is to never actually start.