Robot Wrangling: The Art of Taming Metal Machines

Method 1: The Praise and Reward System

Step 1: Greet the robot with a firm, yet gentle hand gesture.

Step 2: Offer the robot a snack, but not too many snacks.

Step 3: Engage in a 10-minute conversation about the meaning of life.

Step 4: Give the robot a 30-minute break.

Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 for optimal results.

Step 1: Set clear expectations and boundaries.

Step 2: Use positive reinforcement, but only for good behavior.

Step 3: Be consistent in your discipline and rewards.

Step 4: Show the robot who's boss.

Step 5: Repeat, but with more firmness and fairness.

Step 1: Hug it, pet it, and tell it how special it is.

Step 2: Give it all the snacks.

Step 3: Sing a song about how much you love it.

Step 4: Take a selfie with it, because why not?

Step 5: Repeat, because more is more.