Step 2: Creating a Disguise

In this crucial step, we must don the perfect disguise to blend in with the royal court. A simple wig, a cloak, and a fake mustache will do the trick.

Our target, King Reginald the Third, is a bit of a simpleton. He's obsessed with gaining access to the throne room. We must be careful not to arouse his suspicion.

Disguises are an art form, and we're about to create one of the most epic ones ever. Imagine a tall, lanky nobleman with a receding hairline and a penchant for bad poetry. That's our guy.

Now, let's get to work! We need to:

• Gather materials (a.k.a. a good pair of boots, a decent suit, and a fake mustache)
• Practice our nobleman act (tall, stately, and with a hint of desperation)

Remember, our goal is to get close to the king without getting caught. Or, at the very least, getting caught with the most stylish and charming disguise in the land.