Biography of an Unremarkable Man
Mike is a 32-year-old software engineer with a passion for bad jokes and worse haircuts.
Hobbies:
- Collecting obscure vinyl records
- Playing the drums (poorly)
- Cooking ramen noodles for breakfast
Notable Achievements:
- Won the "Most likely to be out of breath after walking upstairs" award in high school
- Built a functional toaster that shoots laser beams
- Accidentally started a small fire in his kitchen while trying to cook ramen noodles for breakfast