Welcome, young ninja in training. This module covers the art of rolling with the punches, dodging the obstacles, and kicking some serious butt in the dirtiest, most treacherous terrain.
Course Objectives:
• Master the ancient art of dirt-fu
• Roll with the punches, literally and figuratively
• Develop the reflexes of a ninja
• Learn to think on your feet (or rather, on the dirt)
You will:
• Train with the best dirt-covered instructors
• Participate in grueling obstacle course challenges
• Engage in intense mental preparation and focus exercises
• Receive a certificate of completion, suitable for framing, or rather, ninja-scrolling