Zero Cool Mission Statement

Zero Cool is an elite group of highly trained, highly skilled, and highly unlikely individuals tasked with the most impossible missions. Our motto? "We're not just cool, we're Zero Cool."

We're not just a team, we're a family, and we'll stop at nothing to complete our missions, even if that means Operation: Bureaucracy, our most notorious mission to date.

Our Mission Objectives:

• Conquer the world, or at least the break room fridge
• Steal all the donuts
• Prove that a 3pm meeting can be productive
• Make the coffee machine talk to us

We're not just heroes, we're Zero Cool heroes, and we'll always be there to save the day, as long as the day is during business hours and the coffee machine is functioning.