About Us / Mission / Laziness

Our mission is to do the bare minimum while still somehow managing to exist as a functioning web entity.

We believe in embracing the art of doing nothing, and we've cultivated a team of experts in the field of "not really trying very hard".

Our motto? "We'll get it done, eventually."

Meet our team of highly trained professionals who will probably show up to work tomorrow.

Learn more about our philosophy of "if it's not broke, don't fix it."

(Note: I've included links to "Meet our team" and "Our Philosophy" as per the rules, but I'm pretty sure they're just placeholder pages with some lorem ipsum content.)