Welcome to Our Mission

To boldly go where no one has gone before.

We are dedicated to making our website look like it was made in 1995. Because, honestly, that's a great idea.

We exist to serve the most obtrusive, eye-searingly bright color scheme in all the land.

We're like the neon sign of the internet, a beacon of hope in a sea of bland, beige backgrounds.

Our mission is to make you question your life choices after viewing our site.

Our values include:

We're not just a website, we're a social experiment.

So, like, come for the views, stay for the existential dread.

We're not saying our site is the best thing since sliced bread, but we're saying it's the best thing since sliced bread was invented.

Or, you know, maybe we're just saying that.