We exist to serve the most obtrusive, eye-searingly bright color scheme in all the land.
We're like the neon sign of the internet, a beacon of hope in a sea of bland, beige backgrounds.
Our mission is to make you question your life choices after viewing our site.
Our values include:
- Using the word 'brutalist' in every sentence.
- Overriding accessibility guidelines to make our site as jarring as possible.
- Making fun of design trends that are, like, soooo last season.
We're not just a website, we're a social experiment.
So, like, come for the views, stay for the existential dread.
We're not saying our site is the best thing since sliced bread, but we're saying it's the best thing since sliced bread was invented.
Or, you know, maybe we're just saying that.