To boldly go where no one has gone before, we must first go to the nearest coffee shop and order a latte.
We are a team of highly trained professionals, armed with the latest in sarcasm and the most advanced in wit.
Our mission is to make the world a slightly less boring place, one snarky comment at a time.
We are not just a team, we are a force of nature.
Our motto is: "We're not just a team, we're a team of highly trained professionals."