Mission Briefing

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated agents have been tasked with the noble pursuit of finding the most epic of snacks.

We will scour the land, searching for the elusive Perfectly Toasted Marshmallow, a snack so divine that it has been known to grant its consumer temporary invincibility in the face of existential dread.

The mission parameters are:

• Locate the Source of the Marshmallow
• Infiltrate the Snack Cartel
• Engage in High-Stakes negotiations with the Marshmallow King

Failure is not an option. The fate of the world depends on it.