Phase 3: The Great Pizza Heist
In a shocking turn of events, our agents discovered that the secret to world domination lies not with mind control chips or laser-guided drones, but with a perfectly cooked Neapolitan pizza.
Objectives:
- Obtain 10 slices of pizza within a 30-minute time frame
- Conduct surveillance on rival pizza establishments without being detected
- Deploy advanced sauce-spraying technology to create the perfect margherita
Tactical Assets:
- Classified Pizza Oven
- High-speed Pizza Cutter
- Neapolitan Ninja Training Team
Known Enemies:
- Dr. Squiszy, the infamous Pizza Kingpin
- Black Mocha Brigade, a group of heavily armed coffee shop patrons
Phase 4: The Fettuccine Fiasco