Our Mission

We're a group of highly trained, highly paid mud-slingers. Our mission is to throw the most mud, with the most style, in the most creative ways possible. We're like ninjas, but with mud.

Learn more about the history of our mud-slinging ways

Our Goals

We aim to cover 99.9% of the world's surfaces with a layer of mud at least 1 inch thick. If we can't achieve that, we'll settle for 99.5%.

Check out our schedule of upcoming mud-throwing events

Our Team

We're a team of highly skilled, highly motivated, and highly covered-in-mud individuals. Meet the people who make it all happen:

Meet our fearless leader, Captain Muddy McSlinger

Get in Touch

Want to join us? Have a complaint about our mud-throwing methods? Have a great idea for a mud-themed business opportunity? We're here to listen.

Contact us