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Mission Briefing: Operation Munchie
Operation Munchie: Mission Briefing
Mission Objectives
Mission Munchie is a high-stakes, high-reward operation designed to procure the world's most elusive and coveted snack foods. Our operatives will be deployed to the front lines of kitchens, restaurants, and snack bars to gather intel on the latest and greatest in munchie cuisine.
Our mission parameters include:
- Infiltrate the snack food supply chain and identify vulnerabilities in the global network of potato chips, pretzels, and popcorn.
- Establish rapport with key stakeholders, including but not limited to: chefs, food bloggers, and snack enthusiasts.
- Procure a minimum of 10 units of rare, limited edition, and artisanal snack foods for the sake of scientific research and national security.
Munchie Protocols
Our operatives will adhere to the following protocols:
- Code of Conduct: Operatives will refrain from consuming more than 3 units of snack food per mission day.
- Code of Secrecy: Operatives will maintain a low profile and avoid drawing attention to themselves at all times.
- Code of Honor: Operatives will prioritize the safety and well-being of their fellow team members and the general public.
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