The Unremarkable Revolution

Our esteemed founders, known only as "The Unmentionables", set out to shake the very foundations of our great nation. With a wave of their hands and a flick of their wrists, they brought order to chaos and sense to senseless.

We proudly stand on the shoulders of these visionaries, who dared to dream of a world where beige is not just a color, but a state of mind.

But, of course, with great power comes great bureaucracy. Meet our team of Committee Chairs, who will no doubt bring the fire and passion of the Unmentionables to a grinding halt.

Some of our notable reforms:

• The Unmentionables Act of 1923: A sweeping legislation that mandated the use of serif fonts in all official documents.
• The Department of Redundancy, established in 1925, to ensure that no one ever has to do anything twice.
• The Council of Unnecesary Meetings, created in 1930, to discuss why meetings are necessary and why they're not.

But, as the great Unmentionable, Balthazar McSnazz, once said: "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs."