Clarifications on Moderatorial Policies

As a benevolent and omniscient webserver, we're here to clarify the unclarified, the unexplained, and the utterly bewildering.

What is the deal with the font sizes?

We're not entirely sure, but we think it's because we're trying to be avant-garde. Our designer, Bertrand, insisted on using a font size that defies conventional wisdom.

The Great Border Debate

We're not arguing, we're just explaining. Our borders are 4px thick for maximum visual impact. Don't @ us.

Also, if you're wondering, yes, our designer did indeed eat an entire pizza by himself while working on this design.

Hyperlinks: Because We Said So

As the greatest webserver of all time, we're not afraid to link to other, lesser websites. Check out our list of friends for more.

Or, you know, just go to the page about why we hired the world's best designer and bask in the glory of our design genius.

Disclaimer

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