It all began in the year 3001, when our fearless leader, Lord McModest, founded the Modest Empire on a diet of nothing but plain toast and disappointment.
We quickly rose to power, conquering the neighboring lands of Mildewville and Bureaucracy, and establishing ourselves as the greatest empire the world has ever known.
Our armies were feared for their unwavering commitment to beige-colored armor and their ability to recite the entirety of the phonebook from memory.
We also made a name for ourselves as the greatest patrons of the arts, commissioning works of genius from the likes of Modest Mozart and Blandy Picasso.
But it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows. We also had our fair share of setbacks, including the Great Cheese Shortage of 3021, which nearly brought our empire to its knees.
Read more about it and find out how we overcame our lactose-filled woes.
Fast forward to today, and the Modest Empire stands as a shining beacon of blandness, a testament to our unwavering commitment to the most boring of values.
Learn more about our valuesAlso, check out our achievements and our people