At Modest Empire, we aim to make the world a slightly more interesting place, one bland page at a time. We believe in the importance of subtlety and understatement, which is why our motto is: "Less is more, but more is better." Our goal is to create an empire of mediocrity, where the most thrilling thing you'll do all week is filling out a TPS report in triplicate.
1. Blandness: We strive for an aesthetic that's as exciting as a beige wall in a beige-colored room.
2. Unremarkableness: We're not going to do anything that'll make you say "wow."
3. Unoriginality: Our ideas are as stale as a day-old donut in the break room.
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