Welcome, subject, to the grandeur of the Modest Empire. Here, we proudly declare our unwavering commitment to pretentiousness.
Our values are simple: we value the value of value. We believe that being overly verbose is the key to true greatness.
Peruse our Manifesto of Unapologetic Self-Importance, a treatise on the art of being immodestly proud.
Delve into the intricacies of our supporting documentation, a series of exhaustive appendices