Monday Mandate 4, Section 5 - Bleak Hopes

By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that hope is a luxury we can no longer afford. As of yesterday, our collective hopes have been reduced to a mere 3.14% of their former selves.

According to our highly scientific, totally-not-made-up calculations, the following bleak hopes remain:

Hope that the coffee machine will not jam on Monday mornings.
Hope that the meeting will not last longer than 2 hours.
Hope that our boss will not notice our cat hair on our sweater.

But wait, there's more! Our experts have predicted that:

There is a 56.72% chance that the conference room will be out of donuts.
There is a 42.1% chance that the elevator will be broken.
There is a 11.9% chance that the CEO will not notice our Netflix tabs.

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