Welcome to Mud Wrestling 101, where the only thing more
more
important than winning is the art of not getting too dirty.
Lesson 1: The Fundamentals of Mud
- Understand that mud is 99% water, 1% magic.
- Know that a good mud wrestle is all about the drama.
- Never underestimate the power of a good mud-slinging.
Lesson 2: Advanced Techniques
- Mud-fu: the art of using the environment to your advantage.
- Mud-dodge: the ability to dodge an opponent's attack and counter with a perfectly placed mud-blast.
- Mastering the ancient art of mud-ception.
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