Mud Wrestling 101

Welcome to Mud Wrestling 101, where the only thing more more important than winning is the art of not getting too dirty.

Lesson 1: The Fundamentals of Mud

  1. Understand that mud is 99% water, 1% magic.
  2. Know that a good mud wrestle is all about the drama.
  3. Never underestimate the power of a good mud-slinging.

Lesson 2: Advanced Techniques

  1. Mud-fu: the art of using the environment to your advantage.
  2. Mud-dodge: the ability to dodge an opponent's attack and counter with a perfectly placed mud-blast.
  3. Mastering the ancient art of mud-ception.

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