Here we have the most majestic, the most regal, the most utterly useless mud in all the land.
It's like a thick, gloopy paste, but without the paste-ness.
Our mud is so fine, it's been known to cause existential crises in those who dare to touch it.
But don't worry, we have a team of highly trained experts on staff, who are ready to help you with any mud-related questions you may have.