Muddy Mud Ultra Slimy: The Unofficial History

Muddy Mud Ultra Slimy is a phenomenon of unmitigated disaster, where the muddy waters of the world have become a gooey, slimy mess.

It's said that the first recorded instance of Muddy Mud Ultra Slimy occurred on a fateful Tuesday, when the world's supply of lubricant was somehow siphoned off, leaving all machinery, vehicles, and sentient beings stuck in a sea of sticky, brown goo.

Since then, Muddy Mud Ultra Slimy has spread, becoming the defining characteristic of the modern world. Our research team has identified the following subphenomena:

• The Phenomenology of Muddy Mud Ultra Slimy
• Effects of Muddy Mud Ultra Slimy on Modern Society
• Countermeasures and Treatments for Muddy Mud Ultra Slimy