We're not sure how it happened. One minute we were trekking through the dense underbrush, the next, we found ourselves knee-deep in this... this... lostness.
Our team of highly-trained, highly-caffeinated explorers has been searching for a way out of this sticky situation for weeks. We've tried calling for help, but all we get is static.
If you're reading this, you're probably wondering what kind of sorcery is at play here. The truth is, we're not entirely sure. All we know is that Mud 4 is a real place, and it's got us.
If you're feeling brave, we've got some ideas. If you're feeling generous, consider sending us some supplies. And if you're feeling bored, well, you could always just watch some TV with us.
We're not really sure why you'd want to contact us. Are you a fellow mud-trapped explorer looking for a way out? Are you a concerned citizen wondering what's going on in the woods? Or are you just a spammer trying to sell us some unnecessary gadgets? Whatever your reason, feel free to reach out.
Just don't expect us to respond. We're a bit... distracted.
You can email us, but be warned: our inboxes are clogged with spam, and our responses are often lost in the mud.