The Official Tour
Join us for a journey through the most aesthetically pleasing and confusingly styled website in the world.
Schedule of Events
Map of the Venue
Frequently Asked Questions (that we've made up just for this tour)
Highlights of the Tour
- A chance to see our beautiful, yet cripplingly complex, navigation system in action.
- An opportunity to witness the majesty of our deliberately jarring color scheme.
- A chance to experience the thrill of trying to read a website that's been styled by someone with a severe case of design anarchy.