Here's the deal, human. You're going to nap. A lot. Because, you know, it's scientifically proven that napping is the key to productivity and happiness.
Take a 4-hour nap. No exceptions.
Nap for 2 hours. Then, do something else. Repeat.
Take a 3-hour nap. But only after eating a whole pizza by yourself.
Nap for 1 hour. But only if you've done something moderately productive that day.
Take a 2-hour nap. Every hour. On the hour.
Don't even think about it. Just follow the schedule.
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