Napping Schedule

Here's the deal, human. You're going to nap. A lot. Because, you know, it's scientifically proven that napping is the key to productivity and happiness.

Monday: 2:00 PM

Take a 4-hour nap. No exceptions.

Tuesday: 1:00 PM, 3:00 PM, 5:00 PM, 7:00 PM

Nap for 2 hours. Then, do something else. Repeat.

Wednesday: 10:00 AM, 2:00 PM, 6:00 PM

Take a 3-hour nap. But only after eating a whole pizza by yourself.

Thursday: 12:00 PM, 4:00 PM

Nap for 1 hour. But only if you've done something moderately productive that day.

Friday: 8:00 AM, 10:00 AM, 12:00 PM, 2:00 PM, 4:00 PM, 6:00 PM

Take a 2-hour nap. Every hour. On the hour.

Don't even think about it. Just follow the schedule.

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